It's All Too Good Man!


Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Possibly, there is no escape

It has been brought to my attention that there was an angry blog with unacceptable language put up on my blog in A Dog's Tail. It doesn't seem to be there any longer. If this indeed did happen it is very possible that my link has been infilterated by the Penguins who I believed I
left in North SLC while working at C&C. They will stop at nothing and in a later blog I will try to alert an uninformed world of thier evil ways. The second possibility to such a hateful blog is that my own right and left brain hemispheres
for a very short period of time seperated and were working without the help of one another as in A Skanner Darkly. I would hate to think that this happened. At any rate, I would like to state my SINCERE APOLOGIES, serious, to anyone that was exposed to such filth. I will do my very best to get to the bottom of this.
Tenderly with Love Peace and OM
Mudflap Mcvestor

11 comments:

Corbie said...

I'm just happy I'm not the only one whose brain separates regularly. Or the only one who uses profane language like it is basic English.

Mudflap said...

Corbie, it is down right scary when this happens. Sadly one is never aware of what took place until it is too late. I think with proper nourishments, a focused outlook and plenty of sleep this can be prevented. I have been working on and will soon patent my new Mudflap Mouth Filter that will work on the order of our missle defense system in stopping the filth as it starts to launch out of one's mouth and leaves a void in the sentence. Only problem I am still having is if the complete sentence is filth. I don't seem to be able to get around this. With a little more work thou...........
Have a beautiful day, those loan packets should soon be going past your desk like cards on an automatic shuffler.
High Hopes

Corbie said...

Well, you say 'scary' I say 'funny'. And I have more sentences that are entirely comprised of filth than I do the opposite. I was taught there are worse words than swear words, there are words that hurt - it is my mantra (or my excuse for having a foul mouth :) Happy Day Mudflap.

tristanjh said...

Can I pre-order the Mudflap Mouth Filter?

Mudflap said...

Corbie, you are absoultely right in the fact that there are sentences that hurt or cut one to the bone. I can say truthfully that avoid these at all costs.

Tristan, yes it would be soon that I would accept pre order payments. I just have to get past the complete sentence problem and as Corbie pointed out the "hurt words"
which I will now include in the updated and newly renamed Mudflap Mcfly Mouth Muffler.
It's a beautiful day indeed

lindsey said...

Don't apologize for what is posted on your blog, after all, it is your blog... if someone is offended by it, then they shouldn't come back.

lindsey said...

That said, I'm off to read the blog post... I can't wait to see what all the buzz is about. Maybe I can even learn a few new words.

Mudflap said...

Lindsay or Lindsey? The blog was so bad that even a knarly old semen as myself decided I should take it down. At least I think it came down as Penny said she read a mellow version. The other version would have horrified anyone other than the people involved who probaly would have either left town or ended it all.
Have a Happy Day
Mudflap McSunshine

lindsey said...

Dang, I love a knarly story. I read the mellow version though, it was very entertaining. And if you ever need two more dogs to keep your dogs company, let me know. :)

My mom gave me the name lindsEy and I couldn't be more happy about the E, lindsay just doesn't fit me.

lindsey said...

Oh and... I've added you to my list of favorite blogs and to my google reader. Have you used google reader? It's great.

You just have to edit your layout if you want to add mine, no pressure though.

Mudflap said...

Lindsey, Google Reader? I'm fortunate to be as far as I am on this Blog Site. Actually were it not for my Missing in Action daughter and Corbie I would still be writing letters and buying stamps.
Mudflap McPenn